Okay, even an asshole like me can appreciate the horror that zoogoers must have felt as they watched this. The closest thing to this, I have witnessed in person was at the Honolulu Zoo when several families with young children were watching the Chimps where I would sometimes eat my lunch. On this particular day, an old male sat looking through the plexiglass at the families and seemed to understand the bratty comments some of the kids and parents were making. At this point, he started to play with himself and suddenly began to pee. The pee went in the air and at that point he moved his face under and began to piss all over his own face. I was laughing so hard, i hardly noticed as everyone left the viewing area.
Bears Eat Monkey at Zoo
Bears Eat Monkey at Zoo
Bears Eat Monkey at Zoo
Okay, even an asshole like me can appreciate the horror that zoogoers must have felt as they watched this. The closest thing to this, I have witnessed in person was at the Honolulu Zoo when several families with young children were watching the Chimps where I would sometimes eat my lunch. On this particular day, an old male sat looking through the plexiglass at the families and seemed to understand the bratty comments some of the kids and parents were making. At this point, he started to play with himself and suddenly began to pee. The pee went in the air and at that point he moved his face under and began to piss all over his own face. I was laughing so hard, i hardly noticed as everyone left the viewing area.