Horrorscopes by Bernest "Cause the future is coming and boy is it pissed" (yea I Know)
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Aries- Life is, you are, so stop and smell the glove. Your hottentotyness is making everyone around you swoon, but you seem way too concerned with your socks....they just keep you from getting blisters and crud in your toenails...they aren't skin. Taurus- Like Ford, it worked for a while. your model needs updating. try something a little more flashy...hang a tit, track wild game or at least stop wearing that hat.
Horrorscopes by Bernest "Cause the future is coming and boy is it pissed" (yea I Know)
Horrorscopes by Bernest "Cause the…
Horrorscopes by Bernest "Cause the future is coming and boy is it pissed" (yea I Know)
Aries- Life is, you are, so stop and smell the glove. Your hottentotyness is making everyone around you swoon, but you seem way too concerned with your socks....they just keep you from getting blisters and crud in your toenails...they aren't skin. Taurus- Like Ford, it worked for a while. your model needs updating. try something a little more flashy...hang a tit, track wild game or at least stop wearing that hat.