Sitemap - 2006 - Vagobond Media Community

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FUKN BOARD!

TSA: Permitted and Prohibited Items

Merry Christmas...Nepal's Buddha Boy Returns

Happy Christmas Eve, Eve!

Christmas brings strange seasonal crimes

Christmas Chaos Spans Centuries

Horny Manatee.com

'Karaoke boost' for N Korea troops

Christmas Poopers! Caganer Papa Benet XVI

'Hibernating' man survives for 3 weeks

The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

Fire Destroys 'Lost' Star's Home

A Blunt Message From the Chairman....

Tis the season to be scared witless

Some valuable real estate about to drop in the drink....

Two Reasons Not to Live in Hawaii

Tofu makes you GAY!

U.S. Mint bans melting pennies, nickels

Artist Burns Replica Warplane Made of Photos at University of Hawaii

Hermaphrodite 7-'legged' deer killed

Teacher in crack over butt art

Intelligence VS. Awareness

Trade #3 . How to turn a skateboard into a sailboat.

Love is blind in pitch black restaurant

Jailed media worldwide hits record: U.S. watchdog

Serious use for Silly String

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Tribe blesses lesbian 'marriage'

Rubies for Trade-

Terrorist Farts

For 1,000 or More Homeless in Hawaii, Beaches Are the Best Option - New York Times

US plans permanent base on Moon

Take Your Kid To Work Day is not the same everywhere.

Pyongyang Chronicles

Experts: Fragments an ancient computer

Startling Discovery: The First Human Ritual

To spend or to save....tough call....

Another reason I love college......

You should have been listening to the slackers all along!

The word of the year? You be the decider!

Brewzer for a Booser

Missing woman found dead behind bookcase

Science a la Joe Camel - washingtonpost.com

Congratulations American Shoppers...you suck.

Turkeys try to catch train out of N.J.

Idaho's Midnight Zamboni Parade

Motorcycle Officer Critically Injured In Motorcade Crash

What's wrong with this picture?

SkySails - Turn Wind into Profit

Freebay • An Anti-Capitalist Free Store

Dogs born of Cats.....Another sign of the Shananapocalypse

SPACE.com -- Viewer's Guide: The 2006 Leonid Meteor Shower

Ethnobotany Videos

If the real hornets don't cooperate

Indonesian using Black Magic on Bush

Woof Woof Roof - 3 Month Old Sheltered by dogs until 7 Years Old

Clever Bonobo again triggers fire alarm

Huge Wave Wipes Out Waikiki!!!!

Marsha J. O’Brien's Blog

Bernest's tidbit of blather...

We exposed Bush as a buttplug to more than 6 Million with your help!

NK News - KCNA Hall of Fame

North Korean news from the horses mouth

Bernest's thought of the moment...

Bollywood filmmakers cross cultural borders with London shoots

Early Roman shipwreck carried fish sauce

Hokule`a To Retrace Voyage Of King Kalakaua

Zanzibar islands ban plastic bags

McQueen's shades sell for £36,000

Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with Porn...

Maybe one day we'll really be able to marry cows...or other mixes.

You Won't Find This At the Dull Men's Club

Turning Shit into Shinola

The Dull Men's Club-- Sorry Women Not Allowed--Too Exciting.

Possibly the best spam I've ever recieved....

Do you ever wonder why you are fat? I have the answer.

And the most corrupt countries in the world are...... Transparency International's 2006 Corruption Perception Index

Ivory Coast toxic waste in France

Fast condoms on sale in South Africa

Have you been wondering how to be a Gothic Lolita?

Living Furniture

Skateboard for a House Update.....

Psychic led U.S. to Saddam....

Obnoxious, drunkard uncle for hire

New weapon in battle of the bulge... - Yahoo! News

Cats That Look Like Hitler (just what it sounds like)

No Surprise- Doogie Howser is Gay

Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs

Public Masturbator Concealing Awl in Ass

Selling My Domain Names including Fukn.us!!!

Does God use Ebay?

Euro bills in Germany mysteriously disintegrating

Eating out may encourage bingeing

Police arrest 10,733 fugitives in U.S.-led sweep

Radio Madrid-Best Music Podcast Ever!!!!

pull my finger honey.....

Man gets 60 days for lewd photos on cars - Maybe they deserved it....

My new almost-favorite thing...

The New Tower of Babel

The Real Batman? or is it Captain Americus?

Something for my Mom to think about....

The Kingdom of Heaven as at Hand, with a digital margin of error.

Don't Arrest Him, Hire Him!!!!

U.S. Jobs Shape Condoms’ Role in Foreign Aid - New York Times

Boing Boing: Bush legalizes martial law -- what Constitution?

Get paid for lying around all day

I have 46 rubies from Madagaskar...willing to trade....

Housing Bubble Bursts....Market is Flooded

Trouble On The Horizon For Faking Pentecostals?

Cobain 'is top-earning dead star'

Could "RDB Phenomenon" occur in US?

Hospitals Try Free Basic Care for Uninsured - New York Times

A little help?

Pyongyang threatens war if S.Korea joins sanctions

If this the same kind of winning as the election of 2000?

Montana principal returns after 'wedgie'

Blue-eyed men prefer blue-eyed women: researchers

Fuknbooks is no longer mine.....

Space enthusiasts compete at X Prize Cup

Representative Tom Holbrook---You make the call...

Wife catches Husband screwing his Pitbull

YRUHRN?

Michael says marijuana keeps him `sane' -

Shocking News from My Postman

This polarized nation

Attack of the Stingrays

Scientists create cloak of invisibility

Don't want to go to a war? Put yourself in debt....

Hawaii is the ninth dumbest state.

Poking Holes in a Picasso....

Gay congressman's spouse denied benefits

Human species 'may split in two'

Funny Morph of the Bushplug into Tom Cruise Plug...

Drunk Norwegian breaks into prison

U.S. Nuclear Envoy on North Korea 'Not Very Helpful'

Reuters AlertNet - Iraq and Afghanistan: Optimism gone too far

MysticalBall.com - The Amazing Mind Reader

Birds do it...bees do it....

Earthquake 6.5 Shakes Islands; Knocks Out Power

When something gets you down....

First U.S. lawmaker convicted in lobbying scandal

U.S. troops unlawfully killed UK journalist: coroner

U.S. wasted chance to improve the world: Gorbachev

Bangladesh bankers to the poor win Nobel Peace Prize - Yahoo! News

Canada troops battle 10-ft Afghan marijuana plants

Cat o'Nine Tails

Two killed in Manhattan aircraft crash

More than 1/2 million Iraqis Dead

North Korea threatens war over sanctions

Police find burgers sprinkled with pot - Yahoo! News

Urinetown

Set your beasts free, and see if they come back.

Time capsule to be beamed from Mexican pyramid

North Korean's in their Underpants

High school dropout earning BIG bucks playing video games

The Meaning of Failure....

'Jello' sparks toxic waste alert

Bone the Page

How to Fight a Traffic Ticket - WikiHow

Stewart dispels rumor of White House run

North Korea tests Nuke. Expect huge changes.

Anti War Speech Earns 10 Years in Prison!!!

Chile indigenous tribe fights extinction

Dutch pedophile party lacks support for vote bid

Who is Ban Ki-Moon? Aside from the next UN chief

Black Gold - The world coffee market, the African economy, and WTO - New York Times

UK government funds robot to help treat baldness

N. Korea leader rallies army commanders - if it is him.

USB Hamster Wheel

Celebrity Cruises puts employees in Cultural Sensitivity Training

Honolulu Robin Hood Bankrobber busted after 15 heists

Stinky feet, annoying noise top IgNobel prize list

Dead Bachelors in Remote China Still Find Wives

The World Can't Wait! Drive Out The Bush Regime

We'd make nice crop circles on your planets too, if we could.

Where is Bernest?

Kuliouou Ridge Trail

Cashore Marionettes

Madonna adopts Baby Malawi Boy

Helping America's Poor not Freeze to Death

Man recites pi to 100,000 places

Drink called Cocaine has Mayor of NY pissed

1/2 Price Sale at Fuknbooks.com!!!

Bishops ask McDonald's to up pay

Who is gonna vote for this clown?

There is something nice about Bavaria....

Go Hugo! You can be the replacement! We are tired!

Breast Implants might save your life!!!

DenverPost.com - He spent life picking himself up

Global Sludge Ends in Tragedy for Ivory Coast - New York Times

4 More Years...

Mexico urges Bush to veto U.S. border fence bill

Rice doesn't recall meeting where she was warned of 9/11. Tenet does.

Olympics worth watching

Big Toe Rocks

I want to be your friend!!! At myspace....

Friars fleece their flock....

Wealthy Iranians embrace plastic surgery

Dictator hires doubles to do the boring jobs

My favorite childhood book

Study: Women Aroused as Quickly as Men

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished-Save a life, get robbed.

One Small Step for A Man.....perception is everything...

Vintage Supermarket Photos

Sexiest Woman Alive is.....Scarlett Johanssen- Esquire

Dog goes to NYC sans Ankle Bracelet

First Female Space Tourist Returns to Earth

Ethnic games tainted by cross-dressing cheats

State of the Art Power Assist Suit

Bush Tapping your wires....

Cute and surprising!

Branson unveils Virgin spaceship

Blair pinched speech from The Grapes of Wrath

Parasitic weed seems to smell its prey

Update on trading my skateboard for a house....LAND!!!

2.6 billion people lack basic sanitation

EWWWW! Long fingernails make record.

Terror on flight to Honolulu

Rob Greenleaf - Habit Forming Robot

The Smirking Chimp - The Rove Surprises

Tinselman: Scale Model Archive – Cities

eBay: Austin Powers Fembot Movie Prop

TuckerMax signs second book deal

Fleshbot: Pure Filth

King of the Chatbots

Yankee stay home: Pyongyang Film Festival

BBC NEWS | Americas | Iraq war fuels terror - US report

Letters from Iraq #14 and #15

George W. Bush Buttplug from www.fukn.us

U.S. eases ban on air travelers carrying liquids

Light news day...heavy on the Animal stories...

PETA upset at Six Flags roach contest

Ramadan Begins—The Month of Fasting

Report of bin Laden death unconfirmed: France, Pakistan, US

Racing Sausages

Clinton raises billions for world issues - Yahoo! News

The Windows of Opportunity

Reflections on our Inner Bush....

You lookin' at me?

Three more reasons to hate Congress. By John Dickerson - Slate Magazine

Today is Equinox...what does that mean?

Seven Percent!

Hurrican Hugo slams into Bush at the UN

CREW releases second annual most corrupt members of Congress report

Space flight for Nigerian girl

Man bites panda after zoo attack

America: Rich and Stupid

Thai coup leader to install new PM in two weeks

Urine....er that is...revenge is sweet.

What is $20 worth to you?

Irony Files: Bush slams Iran for wasting wealth on nuclear quest - Yahoo! News

Lynne Truss, author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves, Talk to the Hand, Going Loco, Tennysons Gift, Making The Cat Laugh

That's not the penis I remember.....

Military launches a coup in Thailand - Yahoo! News

Shanghai by Bike - September/October 2006 - Sierra Magazine - Sierra Club

Death and Taxes: A Visual Guide to Where Your Federal Tax Dollars Go

Unfinished Tolkien work to be published

NY Times account of Catching The Dog

15 years since Nirvana

IRONIC FILES: Blind inventor killed crossing Oregon highway

Gore's impossible Dream

Willie Nelson...busted

Art show features pink elephants and cockroaches

Space Droids In The Desert

Letter from Iraq #13 "Good Training"

The good news: New Real Estate- The Bad News: We're all going to drown

Incredible Fukn.us is #1 political blog at TopBlogging.com!!!!

Mummy Dearest

Were-Goat turns into man's brother after he slays it!

Latest letters from Iraq #10, 11, 12...Morale, Lottery for Leave, and Death Squads

Depression: Use a patch or chew your way out.

Sock Puppet Bites Man - New York Times

Dog The Bounty Hunter Arrested!!!!

Free Museum Day

Libertarian Utopia in Science Fiction

Teacher Placed On Leave For Hanging Foreign Flags

A house by the lake....

Hail Eris

Winning the ATM lottery...

Warning: Gravity is "Only a Theory"

Nurturing nonchalance about condoms in Andhra Pradesh

Lil' Bush and Lil' Kim Jong Il

Home theatre in your glasses

As if I need another reason to love BMW's....

10 stingrays killed since Irwin's death

Letters from Iraq # 9 Living like a Bed-o-Ween

Letters from Iraq #8 Top Secret Haiku

Letters from Iraq # 7

Skateboard for a house update...Rubies for ......?

An alternative to Google Adsense or Google Adwords

George Bush Stepping on 911 Flag

A bit of levity.....

9/11/06

Five Years Ago Today

Rag Doll Games

Wood Motorcycles

Feral Children

Ice Cream Ball

Like a clown sandwich?

Tongan King Tupou IV dies aged 88

Letters from Iraq #6

Oahu's last tiki bar up for sale for $3 million - The Honolulu Advertiser

Saddam saw al-Qaeda as a threat....

No marriage 'til anyone can marry anyone

Letters from Iraq #5

Women Rob Waimanalo Ice Cream Parlor and Candy Shop at Gunpoint

Bush on Global Warming

Republican Disney trying to blame 9-11 on a Blowjob

Tree House People of New Guinea

Army Worm Wine

Letters from Iraq #4

* CAMP DEMOCRACY September 5 - 21, Washington D.C. *

Update: He's a few years short of being the shortest....

Look deeply into my telephone...

Photos from Burning Man 2006

CNN.com - FDA approves viruses as food additive - Aug 18, 2006

NPR : Camel's Milk the Key to Fertility?

Portland Mercury - News - City - The Gears of a Clown

A note from The Chairman of the Fukn Bored

Letters from Iraq #3

Oahu Sushi

This little sucker will kill you....it did...bummer.

Britain cracked WW2 secret

The Loneliness of a Long Distance Traveler | The New York Times

Tired of a Bald Baby? It's Baby Toupee.

Europe's 1st lunar mission reaches moon

Voodoo Mad Hatters

Letters from Iraq #2

Letters from Iraq #1

Letters from Iraq - Introduction

American dream for Burmese refugees

Factoid of the Day

Zanzibar angry over Mercury bash

Fukn.us is again fully functional

'Robo-Trout' surprises anglers in Maine

One less panty raider running free....

Bigger is better for devout Muslim Swimwear

There's hope for ugly men, if they are rich....

Strongest Permanent Magnets Ever

How to Brew Cheap Wine

Who gives a shit? Apparently Suri Cruise does....

Work makes you free...unless you are sentenced to a death camp.

Is this secure enough for you?

Ken Starr vs. Free Speech in the 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' case

America on the road to Poverty

Earthquake at the dollar store....

Smallest boy? Maybe...

A few little glitches....

A photo from the Rev....

Nepal mourns 'mother of protests'

Journalist Faces Charges Over Entering Darfur Region

Al Gore really is changing the world....

Wake Island threatened by Ioke

Oldest woman...not anymore....

It wasn't my fault...the dog was driving...

Work! Work! Work! (But Don't Ask for a Wage - Workers in China Cost us $2500 a Year)

BlogExplosion - K-Squared Ramblings

See Through Public Toilets

And the gold for mobile throwing goes to ....A Finn!

No more strip shows at funerals....

Chad Expels Petronas and Chevron

Dangerous Hawaii...meat cleavers and bullets

It's a VERY casual Friday in Vermont....

Vote for Fukn.us!!!

The nine, er eight, uh maybe 10...so what is Pluto now?

The Other Story I blogged on Mystery Server....

'Hitler' restaurant to change name

I am no longer delusional.

I am becoming delusional....

If you go to Iraq, don't feed the goats your carrot, even if they're wearing pants.

Maybe we should host on this device?

We will be transferring servers tonight and may black out.

Iraq > World War II

Perpetual Motion? Maybe...

The Terminator May Save Us All!!!

Tom and Jerry Go Cold Turkey

On This Day - NYT

Nepali women strip and plough to appease rain gods

'No swastikas' for Nato mittens

Milosevic's unclaimed millions can't tempt his heirs out of hiding

Take the Amazing "Reading Test"

eBay: 1982 World's Fair PEZ, Ultra Rare! Astronaut Green Stem (item 140018612889 end time Aug-27-06 19:00:00 PDT)

Apparently we are on notice!!!

Two Stories for Chocoalte Lovers....The Horror and The Miracle!

Lame Airline Security Helps the Homeless in Oregon

Breaking News: 9 months lost at sea!

Pussy Bling Bling

Hungry Sparrows sing the saddest songs

Dutch plan orangutan web dating

Bible Quiz, FFRF, Inc.

David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth - Yahoo! News

A shitty thing to do...(in two acts)

Modest Needs® - Home

Saved by the Breast!

Chavez: USA governed by a genocidal mafia that violates human rights!

YouTube - It's Not Just for the Kids!!!

Coca Cola and Pepsi Banned from southern Indian state

The Goddamn Trees

Border cops nab cheese smuggler

North Korea's box-office ruler: Kim Jong Il

Granddad starts Aging Backwards with Hormone Treatment!!!

Wired News: Bomb Threat Posed by Pants, Belts

Happy Birthday Fidel!

Iran's President Begins a Blog

Trade update. The Devil May Be On the Way Out.

Pedro gets his Special Internet Law Degree

Katherine Harris...Queen Bitch of the Chads...

Book-lovin' hobo sues bum-hatin' library

Unabomber Garage Sale

Sharpest Manmade Object Ever: A Tungsten Needle - Gizmodo

Mt. Olomana- The Matterhorn of Oahu!

Breakfast, Pedicures, Chinatown, Zoo

Garage Sales and Kayaking

Volcanoes set to release Jazz albums--claim to be the real Bitches Brew

Skateboard for a house update....The Devil is Still in My House!!! Want the Devil?

Mr. Beavers Teahouse Puppet Theatre and now Adult Muppets

The Rapture is like the world of fashion...One day you're in, the next day you're out--Auf Wiedersehen!

Forget Katrina...China is about to be hit by Super Typhoon Saomai...Half million flee

Green pigment spins chip promise

Lt. Watada May Face Court Martial

Gnarly Mamas - The Spanish Version

Dubai man-made island nears completion

Mt. Olomana- Matterhorn of Oahu

Hushed puppies at BOW WOW BISTRO: At Deco's Dog Cafe, you and your best friend both eat, but he never picks up the check.

Drug 'treats depression in hours'

Chinese 'anger bar' is a big hit

Mix up your reality...one day we'll just download ourselves to an Ipod.

Tibetan government in exile launches online TV site

Update: Lebanese Photos not faked

Insurgents Speak Out in Iraq

Face-to-face with female killers - photography exhibit in Russia

Pageant at Manoa Valley Theatre

Hawaiian Sunshine Nursery

On This Day - New York Times

Sex in Space: Doing It Next to the Warp Drive

Iditarod musher Susan Butcher has died at 51

Quick ...someone slip one in George W's fruit punch.....!!!!

Ohina Short Film Showcase 2006

Britain's 'biggest spider' dies

Live bombs in court create chaos

Chop sui in Kailua

Russia Seeks Volunteers for Simulated Mars Mission

Prison Disciplines Inmate Who Paints With M&M’s

Stop complaining about the heat...make cookies...on your dash!

Wankathon in London

I knew they were talking about me.

Amanda UnBoomed

Just when global warming is gaining some credibility.....

Paris: 'Who's Tony Blair?'

Arab-American Psychiatrist Wafa Sultan: There is No Clash of Civilizations but a Clash between the Mentality of the Middle Ages and That of the 21st Century

'James Tiptree Jr.: The Double Life of Alice B. Sheldon,' by Julie Phillips - The New York Times - New York Times

Muslims don't want to have fun in Britain....

Hey Senators, you can call them French Fries again....'Death to Freedom Fries!"

Baptismal Thoughts

Italian Food in Kailua

Approval for Trade #3 ---The Red Devil for PEZ!!!!! Not...trade scratched

India tries to chase monkeys from trains - Yahoo! News

Stephen King and John Irving urge Rowling not to kill Harry

Winners of July Contests!!! Win Strange stuff in August!!!

The Chuck Norris Bridge?

Update: Skateboard for a house...not trade scratched...

Nitpickers

Castro relinquishes power before surgery

Sunday in Hawaii, Trees, snot, stars, canoes, and Superheroes

New blogger at Incredible Fukn.us (and technical issues)

The Rise of Slim (how our oceans are changing)

From Israel to Lebanon

Spooky Sunday TV Face

Woman sought in Magic Cheese scam

Man accused of biting off rooster's head on Yahoo! News

My Bad Boss Contest

ALL BOOKS AT FUKNBOOKS.COM 50% OFF! FREE SHIPPING

Look Ma, No Hands!!!!

Passion of the Christ revisited.....

I am trading my skateboard for a house...Looking for Trade #3

What are the Scandanavians doing? How can we do it too?

Woman in doghouse over Jehovah's Witness sign

Oops! I should have used a trucker hitch on that missile!

It's Wedding Bells for Kim Jong Il...Congratualtions Lil Kim!!!!

At swinging convention, sex is on everyone's mind

Vegas flight passengers, crew quarantined

How to Stop Laughing when You Laugh at Inappropriate Times - WikiHow

U.S. Bombs are being Used In Lebanon

Broken wine bottles, trashed boats...1500 year old Byzantine Port is almost Modern

If you want to email me don't use yahoo...

Hundreds pay respects to Khmer Rouge "Butcher"

Tsunami death toll rises to 650

The Spectrum, St. George - www.thespectrum.com -

What happens in Hungary stays in Hungary

Dog-cooking, tree-taking school-burner may lose job

Do you donate to charity?

Roots of problems in the land of Milk and Honey

Shanananapocalypse Warning! Red Sea is Parting Again!

Misyar Very Much

New Scientist Tech - Powered shoes – perfect for a virtual stroll - Breaking News

Tight Pants

Need a domain name for your blog?

Flocking to the Coast: World's Population Migrating into Danger

Another compelling argument to use the Love Glove

Merrill Markoe: Seducing Kim Jong Il: A Sort of Easy Path to Peace

In the Good News department, dogs are still Man's best friend!

Yeti Skin Rug

Dude, lets trip and pretend we are trolls...it'll be fun.....oh shit!

Lebanon and Israel Conflict

At least 80 dead in Indonesia tsunami

Whudafxup

Like to trade my skateboard for a house....(read on)

Half and Half Lobster = Sign of the Shananapocalypse

No Reservations: The Shwarma and Shrapnel Episode

DR Congo backs 'guns for bikes'

Juggalo Nightmare Insane Clown Robbery

The St. Petersburg Times - News - Putin Weighs In on Robots, Sex Following Internet Conference

Man Sues Over Naked Beach Beef - July 13, 2006

Polish president swears in new government led by his twin

Scientists Concoct Chocolate That Won't Melt

Chicken lays mystery Allah egg

What Kind of Genius Are You?

Animal Liberation Front goes Violent with Molotov

Metal Theft becoming a problem everywhere

The Fastest Readers in History - MSN Encarta

Overheard in the Office | The Voice of the Cubicle

Japan considers strike on North Korean missile bases-

Magic Mushrooms could be the peak experience of your life

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for Bad Fiction

It's a matter of philosophy

Kinky Update

Adventures of the Polar Yacht Vagabond

Someday we will all be Chinese...you better learn the language...

How to Expand Ivory Soap - WikiHow

Chuck Norris Scares the Hell out of me!

Polo in Hawaii

Hawking seeks answers on humanity's future from Yahoo

Bin Ladens Doctor in Trouble

Old Crow is dead. Oldest Crow.

Kim Jong Il wants to buy in Hawaii...or at least bomb fukn.us

Zannivaie- The Art of Clare Mamura

jacksonpollock.org

Wednesday July 05, 2006

Children's Books You Won't see on Amazon

Sploid: La Familia De Bush

If a mouse can ride a frog....

Wired 14.07: Train to the Roof of the World

IOL: Hasselhoff in shaving accident

Singing Japan PM tours Graceland

Brazil's law-enforcing buffaloes

And if that's not enough for you

Ultimate Cat Wresting

Data on stolen VA laptop supposedly not accessed

Graceland visit for Elvis' biggest fan

Delusion can be sexy.

Dude, It's a Dell...and it's burning!

eBay: Huge Tapa Siapo Bark Cloth Hawaiiana Samoan Tongan (item 150002940810 end time Jul-04-06 10:27:35 PDT)

Surprising Beauty Discovered on Pacific Seafloor

The Citizens Guide to Protecting Yourself During Police Encounters

Ten Speed Press

Where Did Heckling Come From?

S and M Fashion Goes Mainstream

A Boner, er, bonus for Long-Distance Relationships

Huge Asteroid Coming on July 3rd

Aaron Spelling Has Gone to that Love Boat in the Sky

Smoking Baby Doll

Tiki Friday Bonus....Mariana...

No Clowning with Nukes Allowed!

Americans Lose Touch, Report Fewer Close Friends

Got Mom?

Two New Fukn Contests

Who said it... Adolph Hitler or Ann Coulter?

Anatomy and Reproduction Jewelry from Ricky Boscarino's Luna Parc

Rough Living among the Homeless in the Digital Age

Sisters lose second coming cover

Strange Future Tech Blog

B*** "thought the big bear hug was funny"

Former Liberian President in The Hague for Trial - New York Times

Honey, would you pick up some test tube burgers?

Soccer Monks Ruining Birthdays

I'm a junkie....are you?

Got a horrible Boss Story? Might be worth $1000 and a Trip

Chinese Students Take Cheating to a New Level

Ultimate Cat Fighting

Baby Bear Eats Goldilocks Oatmeal

Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Thumper!!!

It's Juneteenth...

TolerateMornings.com

Red and Blue Sign Wars in Middle America

Book Lot Auctions at Fuknbooks.com

Art gallery loses its head, displays plinth

Sometimes it's worth it to get naked...

The Worlds Largest Picture

hmmm...why are there billions of Chinese?

FEMA funds spent on divorce, sex change

The Circus Left Her Behind

Nude cyclists peel off around Spanish cities

'Lost' robbery part of alleged crime spree

Sierra Leone's forgotten 'bush wives'

UK pressed to jail Charles Taylor

Diet Coke and Mento's

Ghanaians say stylish goodbye with fantasy coffins

Fare Wars in Hawaii

He is really really dead! I mean really really really dead.

Honolulu Army Officer Refuses to Deploy to Iraq

Chess queen triggers 'Gormallygate'

Who is in Charge of Iran?

Diamond Mischief in Sierra Leone

Expat Oil Workers Abducted in Nigeria

The Incredible Ice Cream Drunken Driver

Ghost ship reaches Big Isle after 4,500 miles adrift - The Honolulu Advertiser

Hello! sues over Jolie photo leak

Blatant Self Promotion

Aide organization uses biker gang to reach injured in Java

Corrupt Beijing doctors urged to pay back bribes

Is it really Shiloh?

India's eunuchs seek new way

Shananapocalypse boy surgery 'success'

Fighting with fire...

There is apparently no God

It's Dildo

Mexican Midget Rodeo

Singing Tibetan nuns finish epic trek

Lost Dimension Yields Accidental Discovery

How often are emergency exits used? Are seats getting smaller? Can you open an emergency door in midflight? And answers to other questions you always wondered about airline travel but felt too moronic and paranoid to ask

Hamster survives giant shredder

Lacklustre robber asks for advice

Coma woman mix-up pains family

Update on Indonesia Quake

Do you believe in magic?

Ahhh... the great outdoors

Let's build bridges not fences

Garden of Dreams

Chinese hanging on giant cocks

Is that your other arm or you just glad to see me?

A Nice Story...

More Reserve U.S. Troops Deployed To Iraq

Sea of remembrance, peace - The Honolulu Advertiser

Dozens hurt in cheese roll race

radicalcartography

Poetry Spam Contest

Blue, no red, the lake changes like the days of our lives....

Lifestyles of the Despotic Dictators

Lovesick Swan Falls in Love with Paddleboat

Naked on Everest: a peek on the peak? - Yahoo! News

Fascists, Christians, and Cops go Gay Bashing in Moscow

Indonesia is Sinking

More stripping in Hawaii....

Suicide Rises Among Turkish Girls

Senseless acts of vandalism? Maybe...

Scooter Libby is naughty in so many ways...

Today 18,000 children will die of hunger and 1,200 people will die in DRC conflict

Freegans are Urban Survivalists

WHO worries about Human to Human transmission of Bird Flu

Morality Police Curbed

China's Military Buildup

Veterans ID's Stolen...Holy Shit! That' Me!!!

Wimbledon Getting Wild and Crazy

Thursday May 25, 2006

Does anyone else find these so called "coffee cups" creepy?

Wine competition pits France v US

Hirst statue unveiled in London

Bonnie and Clyde died today in 1934 - NYT

Drunken Monkeys

God it was me...

Is it my glasses or is the godamn site collapsing?

These people are nuts. But it is interesting....

The Incredible Shrinking Palestine

water fueled cars?

Our Condolences to the Bounty Hunter Family

Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfilger Fisticuffs

Indecent Fines

Friday May 19, 2006

Bears Eat Monkey at Zoo

Friday May 19, 2006

World Beard Championship

Thursday May 18, 2006

Keifer Sutherland and Chicken Wings

Thursday May 18, 2006

Is gold more valuable than water? You bet it is!

gospel 40 cal glock. read it or weep.

Wednesday May 17, 2006

Wednesday May 17, 2006

Bad album covers

The below was from Slate

Embryonic Sex Selection

Horrorscopes by Bernest "Cause the future is coming and boy is it pissed" (yea I Know)

Tuesday May 16, 2006

Intelligent Design in school (or the flying spaghetti monster)

Tuesday May 16, 2006

Mushroom Cloud over Vegas?

Monday May 15, 2006

How to get a word into the dictionary

Well golly, gee, it seems that sexual orientation might actually be inherited (gasp)

Solutions for a rapidly changing world

Can a polar bear and a grizzly find happiness together? Apparently, they did.

Ivorians catch bird flu dance fever

NPR : Annoying Mother's Day Music

The Rise of Christian Nationalism

Wire Thefts Cause Freeway Light Outages - Yahoo! News

Rental from craigslist in the heart of waikiki

Hmmm...now we start to understand.....

Trouble getting rid of shit

Rocketboom...My new favorite site

Making Hawaii Suck

A note for modern luddites

Lost Hikers Saved By Dead Guy in Palm Springs

One Thing They Aren't: Maternal - New York Times

Like Til Ulenspiegel - Superhero Anarchists in Germany steal Rich Food

The Dread is worse than the Pain

Do you like to Party?

Recipe for virility: visit the Asadachi

China Makes Artificial Rain for Beijing

Feliz Dia de la Batalla de Puebla

Schools battle toilet trespassers

Memorial Cost at Ground Zero Nears $1 Billion - New York Times

Mexico's Fox Backs Off Drug Decriminalization Bill

Filipinas aim for breast-fed best

Kinky Kim rules in North Korea

Democracy Now! | Stephen Colbert's Blistering Performance Mocking Bush and the Press Goes Ignored by the Media

Independent Online Edition > Asia

Creators of TV's Lost meld Television and Literature

Providing a Plaintive Voice For the World AIDS Epidemic

Wednesday May 03, 2006

8.1 Quake Shakes the Pacific, Tsunami Warning for Islands

Couple, 33 and 104, Tie the hitch.

Mexico's Fox to OK drug decriminalization law

Reuters AlertNet - Jailed Mexican drug lord throws huge kids party

Women's Professional Wrestling in Japan

'Longest' bra chain goes up in Cyprus April 30

Dead dolphins found in Zanzibar

Bush pans Spanish Star Spangled Banner

Mexico to decriminalize pot

Cruelty to Lobsters

New York Killers, and Those Killed, by Numbers - New York Times

Snow becomes new Press Secretary

For bloody shnizzle, my pizzle!

'Lost' actress opts for jail time over community service

Police hunt Leone 'killer chimps'

Experts make flatulence-free bean

785 Billion Dollars in Estimated Insurance Claims

Programmer or Serial Killer?

Are you subconsciously a racist?

The Shaving Cream Racket

Osama Speaks

Mystery of the Stateless American

Burger King targeting Gay Hipness

Prison Sex not Arab and Middle Eastern Porn

Making people happy....

Phony Doctor's Free Breast Exams. Is that you Bernest?

Recycle Everything!

Huge Pyramid in Bosnia

Hef gives TV to students watching his film and turns 80

Middle-aged 'still enjoying sex'

Queen celebrates 80th b-day by eating lunch with 99 'exact twins'

L.A. City Council urged to free zoo elephants | Science Blog

Man trades paper clip for house

Cruise offspring arrives on earth - But, did he eat the placenta??

What will it take for Tom Cruise to be officially cuckoo??

Zogby Poll: Nearly Half Of Americans Believe Pot Should Be Regulated Like Alcohol -- Majorities In The East And West Coasts Back Legalization - NORML

Russia Dominates Pig Olympics

Boxing Orangutans...

Winner of the Fukn Essay Contest!

The Brief Safe

Condoleeze Rice or Alfred E. Newman? You decide.

Hey, anybody want to sell my grandma's tombstone on ebay?

Crosses and bikinis dot Philippine Easter landscape

Iran makes me think of a Flock of Seagulls

hey fatty

South Park' Creators Skewer Own Network

Elvis rhinestone designer, Bobbie Nudie, dead at 92

Honesty is a Japanese Quality

Sheehan Returns to Protest Near Bush Ranch

Fiddling While Darfur Burns - New York Times

Tarzan's chimp Cheeta reaches 74

218 Trillion Dollar Phone Bill

Paper Says Lions to Protect Pregnant Jolie's Privacy

Poison plant fuels suicide bids

Happy Face Opens Up

Baby bonobo at German zoo

Friday April 07, 2006

Judas Redeemed

Get Your Fukn Essays in....

Cruel.Com: Big Moron on Campus

Drunk Man Breaks Into Home, Cooks Pork Chops, Passes Out

Uranus has a blue ring around it!!!!

Know someone who wants to join the military?

Speaking of Anus

Hunt for karate legend goes cold

Charles Taylor could be jailed in Sweden

World's Smallest Political Quiz

Cruise: Dad Abused Me

mexicans on the internet

The trip of a lifetime - psychedelic medical research

Award for Sierra Leone war novel

Music Earns Black Hebrews Some Acceptance - Yahoo! News

Wednesday April 05, 2006

Giant Methanol Cloud Discovered in Space

Kuwaiti women vote for first time

Bushmeat boom benefits Ghana's farmers

Taylor pleads not guilty at trial

Customers, Movie Goers Overwhelmed By Mall Flood.

Saturday April 01, 2006

Christian Bookstores and Bias

Google CEO, co-founders stick to $1 salary in 2006 - Yahoo! News

Tom Jones never dies, he just gets more Welsh

Thursday March 30, 2006

How do I get rid of all of this cocaine?

Tom Jones Knighted!!!

Dog thong flatulence gas odor smell

population paste- WARNING

SPERMAMAX - improve sperm quantity and quality!

Red Button

78-year-old woman asked to enlist

About the Viagra....

Knots on the Web (Peter Suber)

Nigeria to transfer Taylor to Liberia - Yahoo! News

Strange Weather System Clouds Parts Of Hawaii - Yahoo! News

Santorum funneled earmarks, charity money to Philly faith-based group accused of political activity

Twenty Spring Breaks for you and One More for Fukn.us

North Shore surfer survives shark bite - The Honolulu Advertiser

Cindy Sheehan on B***'s use of the word "volunteer"

Anti-gang noise box switched off

Will Durst Finds the Bright Side of Iraq

Hospital Dumps Homeless Woman onto Skid Row

Skateboarding Dog

Udown Update: Company's Logo Popping Up As Vandalism - Yahoo! News

Seattle Doctor Killed by Botswanan Crocodile

Wine and Porn go together like...well..like Wine and Porn

China introduces chopsticks tax

Guy Takes Control of His Life!! And Blogs at TheFatManWalking.com

How a Pandemic Takes Wing

Still able to pull the salami

Now you can profit from corruption in the U.S....

Update: Chef returns sans Hayes

Wad of Cash Found in New Orleans Home

Razor Curves

The first sign of the Sha-na-napocalypse!

Naked wedding photo trend shocks rural China

Naked Venezuelans surround Bolivar's statue

Happiness is a Great John Toilet

A Guest Blogger, and an Unwritten Law - New York Times

Fat Virus, Ad-36 Blamed For Obesity Epidemic In Australians

Update: Dambulla monkeys die from a viral infection?

How can a space satellite track Ebola?

Determined trooper chases beaver

Hugo Chavez regarding Bush

Something Really Offensive

Against 'Plastic Paddy' selling his very soul - Irish Independent

Liberia seeks end to Taylor exile

Donated clothing big business in Africa

White House open again for Adams

Chuck Norris Facts

Dambulla monkeys die mysteriously

The French are Protesting Again...

Afghanistan's feared woman warlord

'Stored odours' nail China felons

Inuit critical of McCartney's campaign against seal hunt

Anniversary of My Lai Massacre

Impeachment Talk Reaches the Mainstream

Blondie at Hall of Fame ceremony: "Can't you see my band is up there?"

American Humanist Association--Join the AHA

College apologizes for Jesus giving head cartoon...

Free Coffee

Colleges Open Minority Aid to All Comers

Dam on Garden Island of Kauai Bursts, Seven missing

Bill Cardoso, dead at 68; Writer Introduced 'Gonzo' - Los Angeles Times

'Creative plumbing' delivers beer

Liberia leader starts US visit

A Bit more on L. Ron Hubbard

Scientology vs. South Park : Isaac Hayes

Mystery Winds Inconvenience The Chairman of the Fukn Bored

Kim Jong Il on Iran's President

South By Southwest

U.S. Rethinks Its Cutoff of Military Aid to Latin American Nations - New York Times

Hi, I'm a Liberal, I Hate America, I Hate our Military, I Hate S.U.V's

Become a Republican

Boy Some Call Buddha Reincarnation Missing

The Gal From Down Under

Wafah, Wafah, Wafah!!!

All Headline News - Penmanship And Languages Are Highly Important At Indian School - March 10, 2006

Scientists in Australia uncover ancient Buddhist literature

The Crappiest Invention of All Time

Crime in Hawai'i

Gates fortune hits 50 billion dollars as megawealth spreads

Introducing the Newest Member of Incredible Fukn.us

The Scoop About Poop

Families swap race

China Returns Sharp Retort to U.S. Report on Human Rights - New York Times

It's the site of the living dead, as cult films hit Web | CNET News.com

North America's 'Loch Ness Monster' Spotted Again - Yahoo! News

Visual Lesson on Lava Spares No Calories - New York Times

Cheerleader keeps cheering with broken neck

Author Atwood invents 'magic' pen

Aborigine singer 'left for dead'

African Musician Ali Farka Toure Dies

Terror Suspect---Yanni!!!

It's Official...South Dakota is Lame!

The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race

He Ain't Kinky...He's the Candidate for Texas Governor

The New National Pasttime- Killing the Homeless

Update on Incredible Fukn.US Essay Contest

Rains Leave Path Of Destruction in Hawaii

'Hippie Chimps' Fast Disappearing in Congo

'No One Could Have Anticipated ...'

NYT - Anyone remember Samuel J. Tilden?

INCREDIBLE FUKN US ESSAY CONTEST---FABULOUS PRIZES! NO ENTRY FEE!

Simpsons 'trump' First Amendment

Gen-Aid Cloning products

Jason Bradbury: DIY Hoverboard: Walk-through

Arundhati Roy on Bush in India: "Just Not Welcome"

Taylor meets Obasanjo in Nigeria

Like Humans, Monkeys Can be Snobs Too

Iconic Che

Gandhi, Bush, and the Bomb

THE TRUTH & LIES OF 9/11 - Google Video

Bush 'waving when fell off bike'

Sex Pistols: "We're not your monkey and so what?"

Mad Monkey Disease????

Pet's Are Fat Too!

Dashing hopes of another Apple Dumpling Gang sequel, Knotts dies at 81

Anniversary seems hardly worth noting....

Psychic Test and Quiz - Shapes - Test your Psychic Powers

Wackiest Street Names

Lost revives Irish novel interest

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

Quote of the Day...NY Times

Saving The Neighborhood...Salon

regnyouth archives - great music

I'm in love with a philosopher, and the worst part is...

'Brokeback Mountain' Shirts Go for $100,000

Sex with a partner is 400% better

Christians massacre Muslims , death toll 'at least 80'

Shit! Thieves Steal $100,000 Of Equipment From Sewage Plant

It begins: South Dakota passes

Tom Cruise Loves Country and Katie Doesn't Love Gay Tom

Cheney goes ahead with Folsom Prison concert

DARWIN'S NIGHTMARE by Hubert Sauper

India's feisty untouchable woman

Churches lambast US over Iraq, environment

A Toast to Toast

Chosen By God...Uganda

Death by Air Guitar Misadventure

Columnist Nicholas Kristof Has Raised $727,568 To Send Bill O'Reilly To Darfur

Lap Dances for Jesus- A Porn Again Christian

Slack under Attack by Right Wing Judge

Doctors halt 'painless' execution

Big Bowl of Bad-Cheney

Remembering Malcolm X

Unclaimed Baggage Center

Pajama Party at the Sweatshop!!!

Walking the Walk ...Not.

Baby Jesus Butt Plug

'Millions more starving' by 2015

Calif. Woman, 62, Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Ugly People more likely to commit crime.

Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Fatties!

Looking for clickers....

A renter hangs out in a closet - The Honolulu Advertiser

Bush talks about more troops in Darfur, but why isn't anything being done about the genocide?

Cheney's Got a Gun

Vonnegut writes of 'contempt' for Bush

First there were Freedom Fries

Supercross Designer Caught Masturbating at Wendy's

Happy Hooker won't Fade Away

Rocket Foam May Save Surfboard Industry - Yahoo! News

Latest from David Stacy...

Bar Hopping Robbery

Never mind Bird Flu...here is Chikungunya!

Upcoming b-day bash for Lil' Kim fuels speculation about succession

Ancient Cave Art = Ancient Graffitti

Terrible epidemic of Gonorrhea Lectim

LooseScrew.us First Decks are For Sale

The Kiss of Life - New York Times

U.S. Has Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies - New York Times

Beck(y) Bags - Handbags, clutches, belt buckles and money clips made from recycled skateboard decks

eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND

Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Offers Photo

Maui May Be Running Out of Sand

City Council Committee Votes for Curbside Recycling

Four things that could go terribly wrong.

Purr-fume to get tigers turned on

The US dollar and Iranian oil

Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion

Important Curbside Recycling Meeting on Oahu Feb 13th

The Case of the Missing Munchs - New York Times

So Long, Dalai Lama: Google Adapts to China

Bush Gets Soldier Beat Up in Waikiki

Fossett Breaks Flight Distance Record

Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Fla.

Judge won't decide if Jesus Existed

Don't Buy Your Sweetie a Blood Diamond

White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The presidents list of proposed budget cuts...

Homeless Coalition Report Calls Beatings An 'Epidemic'

Kailua Second Sunday Gallery Walk 2/12

Iran and Oil Dollars

The Johnsons and the Shits

Why I am Happy to be Circumcised.

Husband eats 50-year-old chicken

A Eulogy for King, a Scolding for Bush

Old Postcards and Vintage Postcards

Scientists Find 'Lost World' in Indonesia

Airports' bountiful booty - Yahoo! News

Paris Hilton ordered to stay away from L.A. man -

Soccer Ball Contacts

Iran daily holds contest for Holocaust cartoons

Stones' Super Bowl songs censored

2005 Stella Awards

Lingerie Bowl

The Controversial Cartoon (s)

China's Swimming Baby Centers

Honolulu Screeners aren't efficient but VERY friendly

Honolulu Zoo's Orangutan Couple on Honeymoon

More Rhetoric to Justify War With Iran

Male monkeys feel the pregnancy gain

Real-life Groundhog Days studied

The coconut temple courier service

Capitol Police Apologize to Activist Sheehan - New York Times

clowns without borders-usa

Forget charity, stop Africa arms sales-UN official

Woman Eats 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

Punxsutawney Groundhog Sees His Shadow

Bush: US would defend Israel against Iran - Yahoo! News

Ski holiday ride 'cures' deaf man

Cindy Sheehan arrested at PSOTU address

Mink Hippies Carrot

FDA tests find high mercury in light tuna cans

The Origin of Feces

Bull involves spectators in bullfight..

Concord Times Newspaper ...Sierra Leone, West Africa : Online newspaper

Japanese Liar Loses Harem (already lost hair)

The Funny Man Got the Girl...

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa Dethroned in Hawaii

Burning Man = Giving Man

Thailand's creepy couple to marry

Why the system is fucked...especially in Hawaii...Part I

Update: Judge to Rule on Merit of Christ Case

Hitler Youth Pope Visits Auschwitz on 61st Anniversary

Crossdressing Bank Robber Strikes Again

Smokers more likely to quit if decision is spontaneous

Al Gore, Sundance's Leading Man

Fantasy vs. Reality....Dead Animals put to good use.

L.A. Times writer defends incendiary Iraq column

Scientists Use Web Site to Predict Disease

Campaign to seize US judge's home

Liberia gets first traffic lights

Nude scenes of Katie Holmes mysteriously disappear at Sundance! Tom Cruise suspected.

Mental Conditioning

Omigod, it's a rabbit!!!!!!!

Japanese nurse jailed for cruelty

Who Owns Seydou Keïta? - New York Times

The Village Voice: Power Plays

Chinese Astrology - 2006, the Fire Dog

U.S. Navy Seizes Pirate Ship Off Somalia - Yahoo! News

Iraq's Sadr says his militia will support Iran

Bill would allow disabled Georgians to keep monkeys as helpers

Israeli Hints at Preparation to Stop Iran - Yahoo! News

Miss America Leaves Jersey Heads to Vegas

‘Gay’ police horse saga finally over - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper

US author's sales jump after Osama mentions book

Chilly welcome for Indian 'ghost'

Iran says moving assets

Revenge 'more satisfying for men'

Bottle message drifts 9,000 miles

German IT firm bans office complaining

Top Search Terms that Bring You to Incredible Fukn.us

Panda Bears Love to Do It

Two Honolulu Banks Robbed Within Minutes

'Star Trek' star Shatner sells kidney stone

Beggar: the robotic panhandling proxy - Engadget

Brazil's Rio fears dengue epidemic as cases rise

Fellini Clowns at Winter Games in Turin

Crime does pay for North Korea

Today in History

Michael Jackson Seeks Job in Bahrain - Yahoo! News

Beyond the Headlines: Top ten list of under-reported stories in 2005

New Orleans kitchens start cooking again

Bad hair day for poodle after salon treatment

Jogging your way to saggy breasts

Fire razes Hemingway island haunt

Iran threatens to end nuclear co-operation -

Governor Wants Move Toward Renewable Energy

Kim Jong Elvis.....

Toxic waste creates hermaphrodite Arctic polar bears

Brown Sugar Junkies in Iran

Ride Em DogMonkey!

UDown ?!

GLUE SNIFF MONKEYS

Cash award for 50-year jail error

Buddhist master to be mummified

Mysterious Volcano Movements

Report: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Cy the dead kitten

Where is N.Korea's Kim? Is he in China? Or in Russia? Did he fly?

What will you do for free photos?

From the margins of society, a lust for literature

An interesting graphic...

M3 becomes a liability for the Fed

Sundance Films Institute Moves to Brooklyn

Kim Jong-il 'makes Chinese visit'

Tasteless Michael Jackson humor

Kyrgyz wrestling hero shot dead

US draws up space tourism rules

Howard Stern Makes Debut on Satellite - Yahoo! News

Sunday in Hawaii

Police evacuate hotel, dismantle homemade bomb in Bellingham

Conceptual Artist as Vandal: Walk Tall and Carry a Little Hammer (or Ax) - New York Times

When is a Del Monte Banana Sticker Worth $20,000?

Mars express: only a three hour trip

Wal Mart Apologizes for Racism

Skunk on Bellingham airport runway diverts planes

Fukn.us is seeking an illustrator for a childrens book

Anarchocapitalism

Cool China Housing

Chomsky on the War in Iraq

Israeli links to 9/11? - from Al Jazeera....

Isreal in political turmoil

Letterman to O'Reilly: "I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap"

Male fertility kit goes on sale

Ben Franklin Turns 300: Twice - Yahoo! News

Did Jesus exist? Italian court to decide - Yahoo! News UK

NPR : Vietnam's 411 Goes Beyond Phone Numbers

THE WORLD QUESTION CENTER 2006